In an interview, Hugh Hefner spared women the dignity of full personhood by declaring them sex objects for male gratification and the reproductive function. Hefner explains:
“The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren’t sex objects, there wouldn’t be another generation. It’s the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go ’round. That’s why women wear lipstick and short skirts.”
So all the years I spent in graduate school were for nothing.
Got it, ladies? Throw on the slap and the hoochie mama clothes and get busy arousing men.