Remember we said we were going to have some exciting guest posters? Well, meet the first one! Medbh of the excellent Dante and the Lobster is not impressed by Elizabeth ‘Whiny’ Wurztel’s lament for her supposedly lost looks…
Amy Benfer’s post over at Broadsheet brought my attention to Elizabeth Wurtzel’s article in the latest [...]
Archive for the ‘Celebrity’ Category
The Beauty Myth
Posted in Beauty, Celebrity, Feminism, Personal, Rants, tagged Beauty, Elizabeth Wurtzel on June 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
The morning after the night before…..
Posted in Celebrity, Film, News, Television, tagged dresses, Kate Winslet, Oscars, Slumdog Millionaire, The Reader on February 23, 2009 | 13 Comments »
My thoughts on this year’s Oscars, as distilled into Twitter-sized chunks for your reading pleasure:
Like Kate Winslet, I too practised my acceptance speech in the mirror, except I was holding a Toilet Duck. I fear this is where I may have gone wrong in life.
Beyonce, you look like something that fell out [...]
Celebrity Saints
Posted in Celebrity, Politics, tagged angelina jolie, bono, Celebrity, chad, darfur, george clooney, henry kissinger, new york times on February 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
God, is there anything worse than a preachy celebrity putting the world to rights? Well, yeah, actually, and I’m pretty sure 13 year old Chadian kids being permanently disabled by being shot in the legs is one of them.ut I wouldn’t know about one particular Chadian child if George Clooney hadn’t met him recently. This [...]
Revoking your crushes or ‘How Giovanni Ribisi broke my heart’
Posted in Celebrity, Media, Men, Personal, tagged crushes, giovanni ribisi, scientology on January 26, 2009 | 13 Comments »
I think it’s fair to assume that all of us have crushes on famous folk. Some, of course, are more predictable than others. Brad Pitt and George Clooney are obvious choices, and there’s the whole ’scarlah’ spectrum of our crushes of shame. Erotomania sufferers aside, none of us are delusional enough to think that [...]
TV Heaven, Telly Purgatory
Posted in Celebrity, Humour, Media, Men, Television, tagged Charlie Brooker, chris lilley, john ryan, RTE, russell brand, summer heights high, this is nightlive on January 13, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Question: how to you react when you hear everyone banging on about a new and much-hyped TV programme? The type of shows, say, that turn people into heinous YouTube bores at house parties? If you’re anything like me, you’ll run straight in the opposite direction of it all. Given that every cat, dog and divil [...]
Heat Rash
Posted in Celebrity, Media, Personal, Rants, Women, tagged celebrity culture, heat magazine, keira knightley on October 14, 2008 | 9 Comments »
What would we ladies do without Heat Magazine? If it weren’t there to inform and educate us, we might forget to subject other women’s bodies to the sort of scrutiny once reserved for crime scene investigations. We might not be aware that cellulite is shameful but clavicles are even worse. And I’m pretty sure we [...]
Crushes of Shame
Posted in Celebrity, Men, Personal, Sex, Women, tagged crushes on August 19, 2008 | 39 Comments »
We’ve talked about hot girl crushes, we’ve talked about role-dependent crushes, but now it’s time to talk about the crushes that dare not speak their name.es, the crush you know is wrong, wrong, wrong (or, to put it more accurately, embarrassing) but can’t help it. The men or women you know aren’t really attractive but [...]
Feeling the love
Posted in Celebrity, Feminism, Women, tagged ageing, Beauty, camille paglia, female criticism, Germaine Greer, Julie Burchill, Madonna on August 19, 2008 | 18 Comments »
In today’s Guardian there is an In Defense of Madonna-style article by Aida Edemariam (oh to have a name like that) giving out about the fact that people like Camille Paglia, Germaine Greer and Julie Burchill have all turned on the 50-year-old pop star.
Why is Madonna causing such disapproval amongst her purportedly feminist sistas? Aida sees [...]