I think it’s fair to assume that all of us have crushes on famous folk. Some, of course, are more predictable than others. Brad Pitt and George Clooney are obvious choices, and there’s the whole ’scarlah’ spectrum of our crushes of shame. Erotomania sufferers aside, none of us are delusional enough to think that [...]
Archive for January, 2009
Revoking your crushes or ‘How Giovanni Ribisi broke my heart’
Posted in Celebrity, Media, Men, Personal, tagged crushes, giovanni ribisi, scientology on January 26, 2009 | 13 Comments »
Porn to make me happy
Posted in Personal, Sex, tagged gay porn, Gene Simmons, kanye west, masturbation, porn, sexual fantasy, skin flick, threesomes on January 23, 2009 | 10 Comments »
Dear reader, I can’t even begin to tell you how excited I was to read that Kanye West is on for starring in a porno. Not that I’m a huge fan of Kanye per se (too sulky for my personal taste, and that’s before we mention the Brazil-sized ego). I’m more impressed with the type [...]
Kermit Bale
Posted in Humour, Web Stuff on January 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Christian Bale. Kermit the Frog. Who knew they were kindred spirits?
This totally hilarious (and slightly insane) gallery of images that proves Kermit and Christian have a lot in common just gets funnier and funnier as it goes on….
Link via Jezebel.
Shaving, waxing, Immacing, sanding, threading…body hair and what to do with it.
Posted in Uncategorized on January 22, 2009 | 12 Comments »
The Veet Bush post got me thinking about body hair. I’m currently rocking some very hairy legs. Before Christmas I decided I was going to stop shaving my legs because it’s a pain in the bum. No wait. That sounds like a grand feminist statement, which would be misleading. I stopped shaving my legs in [...]
George Bush = unwanted hair
Posted in Humour, Media, Politics on January 21, 2009 | 5 Comments »
How much do I like this ad for Veet? A LOT. Ah Veet, you may make bikini line regrowth scratchier than old vinyl, but your political heart is in the right place.
Nom Nom Nom – 2009 Irish Blog Awards
Posted in Web Stuff, tagged 2009 Irish Blog Awards, Nominees on January 21, 2009 | 7 Comments »
We got nominated! For several Irish Blog Awards! Thanks to whoever nominated us for Best Arts and Culture Blog, Best Group Blog and Best Newcomer. You are all too, too kind. Vielen Dank!
Why I’ll never forget John Mortimer…
Posted in Health, Personal, Television, Women, tagged John Mortimer, Menstruation, periods, Rumpole of the Bailey, The Late Late Show on January 17, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I was sad to hear this week that John Mortimer (of Rumpole of the Bailey fame) passed away at 85. I wasn’t particularly a huge fan of his avuncular barrister creation, but as a kid I got a kick out of the fact that he called his wife Hilda “She Who Must Be Obeyed”. Mortimer [...]
Return of the vampire
Posted in Film, Sex, Television, Uncategorized, tagged Salem's Lot, Sex, Stephenie Meyer, teen movies, the lost boys, True Blood, Twilight, vampire films, Vampires, you're eating worms Michael on January 14, 2009 | 15 Comments »
Vampires have been on my mind lately. Last week I gave myself the unparalleled luxury of taking in an early-evening screening of Twilight, the teen vamp movie based on Stephenie Mayer’s best-selling novel. The movie had all the elements of a great teen movie – major love interest and then major obstacle to that love [...]
TV Heaven, Telly Purgatory
Posted in Celebrity, Humour, Media, Men, Television, tagged Charlie Brooker, chris lilley, john ryan, RTE, russell brand, summer heights high, this is nightlive on January 13, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Question: how to you react when you hear everyone banging on about a new and much-hyped TV programme? The type of shows, say, that turn people into heinous YouTube bores at house parties? If you’re anything like me, you’ll run straight in the opposite direction of it all. Given that every cat, dog and divil [...]
Cute Overload
Posted in Uncategorized on January 12, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Need something to cheer you up on this manky Monday morning? Check out my current favourite website in the world, the wondrous Fuck You, Penguin, in which someone who rightly fears the power of overwhelmingly cute animals “tells [the aforementioned adorable creatures] what’s what”. I think this one might be my all-time favourite, if only [...]